Dec. 14 The Night Santa Went Crazy
Does anyone remember those "Real Men of Genius" commercials Budweiser ran years ago? They would say things like "Today we salute you, Mr....
Dec. 13 Mr Nakatomi
A debate ignites every year at this time. It's a battle over the legitimacy of what is and isn't a Christmas movie. It's become the...
Dec. 12 Ernest Saves Christmas
How can you truly enjoy the world, when you only see things as they're presented? How do you know what's truly good, when you've only had...
Dec. 11 The Yule Grog
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?” -Matt Groening Greetings my thirsty readers! Back on...
Dec. 10 Drink Your Ovaltine
Ninety seconds later I'm in the only room in the house where a boy of nine can sit in privacy and decode. Ah! "B." I went to the next....
Dec. 9 Captain of Industry
“It's Christmas Eve! It's... it's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we... we... we smile a little easier, we......
Dec. 8 Angry Elf
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear." Maybe singing will make things better. Sometimes, even during...
Dec. 7 Little Saint Nick
I’d read about it for a long time, and I knew I had to finally have the official cocktail of New Orleans, a city I’d fallen fast in love...
Dec. 6 A Feast of Seven Wishes
Last night was one of those nights. We had a new mug release at the bar, and I felt, for the first time in awhile, that sense of...
Dec. 5 What Child is This?
The virus had ravaged the outer rim for close to a year. Though the people of Tatooine had removed Jabba from power, he seemed content to...
